- i get walked into in the hall: sorry
- i get knocked and drop my books: sorry
- i get pushed against the wall: sorry
- i get pushed down a couple of stairs: sorry
- i get pushed out the window: sorry
- i get run over by a car: sorry
- i get murdered: sorry
why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy nice clothes
are you telling me i have to pay to not break a law
probably the smartest thing I’ve ever heard.
(Source: bro-tatoes, via heartless)
