• i get walked into in the hall: sorry
  • i get knocked and drop my books: sorry
  • i get pushed against the wall: sorry
  • i get pushed down a couple of stairs: sorry
  • i get pushed out the window: sorry
  • i get run over by a car: sorry
  • i get murdered: sorry



why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy nice clothes

are you telling me i have to pay to not break a law

probably the smartest thing I’ve ever heard.

(Source: bro-tatoes, via heartless)